Funkyliciuos Mini: Susan

$1,200.00

MEET SUSAN

Susan falls in love the way other people order coffee — constantly, impulsively, and with complete confidence that this one is different.

She’s bubbly, charming, and emotionally all-in within minutes. Every new relationship feels like fate, every breakup feels deeply unfair, and every red flag somehow looks pink through Susan’s eyes.

Hopelessly romantic and endlessly optimistic, Susan believes love is just around the corner, despite leaving a trail of unfinished relationships behind her. Not because she’s cold, but because she’s far more in love with the feeling of love than the reality of building it.

Still, there’s something impossible not to adore about her. Susan may never learn, but she’ll absolutely fall in love again by Thursday.

MEET SUSAN

Susan falls in love the way other people order coffee — constantly, impulsively, and with complete confidence that this one is different.

She’s bubbly, charming, and emotionally all-in within minutes. Every new relationship feels like fate, every breakup feels deeply unfair, and every red flag somehow looks pink through Susan’s eyes.

Hopelessly romantic and endlessly optimistic, Susan believes love is just around the corner, despite leaving a trail of unfinished relationships behind her. Not because she’s cold, but because she’s far more in love with the feeling of love than the reality of building it.

Still, there’s something impossible not to adore about her. Susan may never learn, but she’ll absolutely fall in love again by Thursday.