Funkylicious Minis
Funkylicious Minis are collectible hand-blown glass objects, each shaped with its own distinct presence and personality.
Designed to bring color, character, and light into a space, each piece is one of a kind.
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Bernadette lives like a 1950s housewife in a movie that looks prettier than it feels.
Everything in her home has its place. She likes routines, clean countertops, and the illusion of control. Beneath all of that, though, is someone deeply intelligent, creative, and quietly restless — a woman who suspects life was supposed to be bigger than this.
Cigarettes are her crutch. Not out of rebellion, but survival.
Beautiful, sharp and endlessly capable, Bernadette often feels trapped by expectations placed on her by family, community, and the version of herself she’s been performing for years.
Color: Dark Blue
Dimensions: 18 cm H X 15.5 cm W X 15.5 cm D
Hand-blown glass sculpture.
Kyle lives like a surfer who took one wrong exit and accidentally built a life in the Nevada desert.
He owns more linen shirts than practical skills and talks about “catching waves” despite not having seen the ocean in years. Every few months he announces he’s moving to California, usually right after two beers and a sunset.
Laid-back, charming, and emotionally committed to the idea of freedom, Kyle spends most of his life almost becoming the person he wants to be. He’s not lazy exactly — just deeply attached to comfort, routines and the fantasy version of himself.
Somewhere beneath the hesitation, though, is a genuine dreamer. A man quietly hoping life will magically change without him having to do anything too uncomfortable first.
MEET SUSAN
Susan falls in love the way other people order coffee — constantly, impulsively, and with complete confidence that this one is different.
She’s bubbly, charming, and emotionally all-in within minutes. Every new relationship feels like fate, every breakup feels deeply unfair, and every red flag somehow looks pink through Susan’s eyes.
Hopelessly romantic and endlessly optimistic, Susan believes love is just around the corner, despite leaving a trail of unfinished relationships behind her. Not because she’s cold, but because she’s far more in love with the feeling of love than the reality of building it.
Still, there’s something impossible not to adore about her. Susan may never learn, but she’ll absolutely fall in love again by Thursday.
Edgar isn’t complicated. Good whiskey, cigars, pool halls, and staying unbothered are pretty much his entire philosophy.
He’s the kind of guy who somehow knows everybody, never rushes anything, and always looks like he has a story he’s not going to tell you. He shoots pool like it’s a spiritual practice and gives questionable advice with complete confidence.
Nothing really shakes Edgar…
That’s either wisdom or avoidance.
Color: Smoky Green.
Dimensions: 18-20 cm H x 16 cm W x 16 cm D
Hand-made glass sculpture
MEET SAMSON
Samson has never once entered a room quietly, and frankly, it would be insulting if he started now. He’s loud, charming, recklessly confident, and fully convinced that every bad idea deserves at least one enthusiastic yes. Samson loves a crowd, loves a party, and loves being the person everyone is relieved to see show up because the night was in serious danger of becoming boring.
He has the energy of someone who would shot-gun a beer, flirt with three people at once, and then suggest something deeply unsafe with the confidence of a man who has absolutely not thought it through. Things like jumping off the second story into a pool or deciding that 2 AM is actually the perfect time to race motorcycles. Samson is, at all times, about two drinks away from becoming a liability.
And yet, people adore him.
Because underneath all the chaos, noise, and minor head injury potential is someone wildly alive. Samson doesn’t just attend the party — he becomes the party. He brings the story, the momentum, the bad influence, and the kind of energy that makes everyone else feel slightly more fun just by standing near him.
Samson has the energy of a man who treats basic self-preservation like a personal attack, but he’s so magnetic about it that nobody has the heart to stop inviting him.
MEET LOIS
Lois behaves like the coolest person in the room, even when absolutely no one else agrees.
She’s loud, opinionated, slightly chaotic, and deeply committed to whatever version of herself she invented that week. Lois wants to be mysterious and intimidating, but often lands somewhere closer to awkward theater kid with too much confidence.
There’s a sweetness underneath all of the posturing, though. Beneath the dramatic opinions, questionable flirting, and painfully overcommitted eye contact is someone still trying to figure out who she actually is.
Lois has the energy of a pre-teen trapped in an adult body — feisty, emotional, weirdly brave, and somehow impossible not to root for.
Theodore is deeply bohemian and extremely intelligent — or at least extremely convinced that he is.
He listens to Bach on vinyl, owns several Persian rugs, and is the kind of person you absolutely want on your team during Trivial Pursuit. Constantly reading and mildly overanalyzing everything, Theodore moves through life with quiet intensity and very specific opinions about coffee beans.
With his round glasses, corduroy pants, red hair, and permanently mismatched socks, Theodore always looks like he just stepped out of a secondhand bookstore carrying three books and an unnecessary amount of existential curiosity.
A record enthusiast who weighs his coffee beans every morning.
Color: Red Lustre fade
Dimensions: 24 cm X 15 cm X 15 cm
Hand-made glass sculpture
Peggy is sweet. The kind of person who remembers your coffee order, listens carefully, and genuinely wants everyone to get home safe.
She loves roller skating, carries snacks in her bag “just in case”, and has a dog named Milo who goes almost everywhere with her. Calm, cheerful, and refreshingly uncomplicated, Peggy moves through life with a quiet kind of optimism.
Usually with a lollipop in hand.
Color: Hot Pink
Dimensions: 17 cm H x 16 cm W x 16 cm D
Hand-made glass sculpture.
MEET CLAUDIA
Claudia looks like she’s never done anything embarrassing in her life. She’s polished, composed, deeply observant, and so aggressively put-together it almost feels hostile. She has the energy of someone who owns six identical cardigans, drinks tea like it’s a personality trait, and could absolutely ruin you with one quiet comment if she felt like it.
But Claudia contains multitudes. Or at the very least, a surprisingly unhinged weekend persona.
By day, she’s all restraint, routine, and tasteful repression. By night, she’s charming, elusive, a little chaotic, and suddenly surrounded by people who are completely obsessed with her. Everyone loves Claudia. Everyone wants Claudia. No one can seem to keep Claudia.
She treats intimacy like a house fire — alarming, inconvenient, and best escaped through the nearest exit. The moment something starts to feel real, she’s gone, slipping back behind her cool little wall of dignity and plausible deniability.
There’s something sad about her, though. Underneath all the beige, the brains, and the beautifully maintained distance is someone who is lonely in a way that doesn’t make sense considering she is almost never actually alone.
Claudia has the energy of a woman trying to live as both a well-behaved librarian and a reckless socialite, and so far, neither one knows what to do with the other.